Dedicated to Sen. Joe Lieberman, Connecticut Democrat turned independent, who received a Bronx cheer from some of our troops during his recent visit to Iraq.
"The Ballad of 'Baghdad Joe'"
(To the tune of "Mrs. Robinson," with apologies to Paul Simon and Art Garfunkel)
And here's to you, Joseph Lieberman
Dubya loves you more than you will know.
God bless you, please, Mr. Lieberman
Heaven holds a place for those who pray
Every Memorial Day
Hey, hey, hey
We'd like to know a little bit about you for our files
We'd like to help you learn to help our troops
Only in Connecticut you find sympathetic eyes
Stay inside the Green Zone until you feel at home
And here's to you, Joseph Lieberman
Cheney loves you more than you will know.
God bless you, please, Mr. Lieberman
Liberals have a place for Dems who stray
It's not the Al Gore way
Hey, hey, hey
Hide in the hiding place where no one ever goes
Put it in your pocket with your conscience
Keeping NSA secrets not just a Lieberman affair