BANGKOK, Thailand -- Mystical twin boys, reputedly born with black tongues and bullet-proof animist powers, no longer lead a deadly God's Army of 200 guerrillas along the violent Burma-Thailand border.

Johnny Htoo, one of the sensational twins, surrendered with nine other God's Army rebels to the military in Burma, mainland Southeast Asia's biggest country, which is also known as Myanmar.

Eighteen-year-old Johnny Htoo's brother, Luther, was not mentioned in Wednesday's (July 26) announcement in Burma's government-produced New Light Of Myanmar newspaper.

The "ten-member armed group of God's Army, led by Johnny Tu [Htoo]," surrendered to soldiers in Burma's southeast Coastal Region Command camp.

The 10 men abandoned a "base in the other country," it said, referring to Thailand.

Johnny Htoo, and nine others, also gave up some assault rifles, ammunition, and a hand grenade.

They "returned to the legal fold" on July 17, the report said without elaborating, an indication they received amnesty.

The frayed threads anchoring the American government to reality have finally snapped, just at the moment radiologists are reporting that Americans are getting too fat to be X-rayed or shoved into any existing MRI tube.

The gamma rays can't get through the blubber, the same way actual conditions in the outside world bounce off the impenetrable dome of imbecility sheltering America's political leadership.

Twenty-three years after one of America's stupidest presidents announced Star Wars, Reagan's dream has come true. Behind ramparts guarded by a coalition of liars extending from Rupert Murdoch to the New York Times, from Bill O'Reilly to PBS, America is totally shielded from truth.

Here we have a secretary of state, Condoleezza Rice, who gazes at the rubble of Lebanon, 300,000 refugees being strafed with Israel's cluster bombs, and squeaks happily that we are "witnessing the birth pangs of a new Middle East."

AUSTIN, Texas -- State of play in the Middle East: Lebanon, extensively damaged plus a half-million refugees; Syria, tired of being dissed; Israel, disproportionate. Are you kidding? Did it work last time they occupied Lebanon? Condi Rice, undercut by neocons at home? Iraq, completely fallen apart. Iran, only winner? Everybody else, mad at Bush. Most under-covered story, collapse of Iraq.

And what do I think this is? A media story, of course.

From the first day of 24/7 coverage, you could tell this was big. By the time Chapter 9,271 of the conflicts in the Middle East had gotten its own logo, everyone knew it was HUGE. I mean, like, bigger than Natalee Holloway. Then anchormen began to arrive in the Middle East and people like Anderson Cooper and Tucker Carlson -- real experts. Then Newt Gingrich -- and who would know better than Newt? -- declared it was World War III. Let's ratchet up the fear here -- probably good for Republican campaigning.

Arctic activists,

The state of Alaska spent $230 million this year on a lobbying firm that predicts it will win approval of drilling by the end of this session of Congress.  Even with a Democratic victory in November, which is predicted, Congress will likely try to pass drilling in the lame duck session in November and December. 

We need a massive grassroots campaign to stand up against the $230 million in Alaskan oil-industry funded efforts to destroy the last intact Arctic ecosystem left in North America.

I am planning a speaking tour throughout the northeast united states in September and early October by 50 mile per gallon car, then a speaking tour in November throughout the United States and Canada by fuel efficient train.

Please consider scheduling a stop in your home town.  Contact me at chadkister@gmail.com or 740-707-4110.

BREAKING NEWS: After months of debate and hours of arguing on the floor, the Chicago City Council passed a resolution today requiring certain large employers to pay a living wage.

The bill require stores with at least 90,000 square feet that are operated by companies that annually do $1 billion or more in sales to increase their wages and pay benefits to their employees. By July 2010 such stores must pay at least $10 an hour and give an additional $3 in fringe benefits an hour.

Mayor Daley still has the opportunity to veto the bill, but enough Aldermen support the bill to override his veto.
Syndicated columnist Richard Cohen declared in the Washington Post on Tuesday that an-eye-for-an-eye would be a hopelessly wimpy policy for the Israeli government.

“Anyone who knows anything about the Middle East knows that proportionality is madness,” he wrote. “For Israel, a small country within reach, as we are finding out, of a missile launched from any enemy’s back yard, proportionality is not only inapplicable, it is suicide. The last thing it needs is a war of attrition. It is not good enough to take out this or that missile battery. It is necessary to reestablish deterrence: You slap me, I will punch out your lights.”

Cohen likes to sit in front of a computer and use flip phrases like “punch out your lights” as euphemisms for burning human flesh and bones with high-tech weapons, courtesy of American taxpayers.

In mid-November 1998, when President Clinton canceled plans for air attacks on Iraq after Saddam Hussein promised full cooperation with U.N. weapons inspectors, Cohen wrote: “Something is out of balance here. The Clinton administration waited too long to act. It needed to
From late spring to early autumn, the first rays of morning sun on the white-sand beaches of Florida's northwestern coast illuminate a crisscross pattern of fresh turtle tracks. Atlantic loggerheads have silently climbed ashore during the night and vanished again, leaving the distinctive imprints of their powerful flippers behind them. Guided by the earth's magnetic fields, these 200-pound giants have made their way to the Emerald Coast from as far away as Africa to lay their eggs on the same beaches where they were born.

Special interests, lobbyists, pay to play...  64 percent of California's voters say that campaign contributions have had a negative effect on public policy decisions and 78 percent believe that the state government benefits special interests more than our citizens. Apparently, the other 22% have never read a newspaper. 

If you’re sick of politics as usual, then Proposition 89, the Clean Money and Fair Elections Act is for you.  Prop 89 gives candidates a choice in financing their campaigns:  Either do what they do now, which is solicit large donations from wealthy individuals and corporations or, collect only small donations and receive public financing.  This proposition gives us voters a choice too.  We will be able to vote for candidates who spend their time begging for campaign money from those who demand expensive favors in return or for candidates who do not.

The “Clean Money and Fair Elections Act” is a dividing-line issue pitting the extremely rich, who want to keep politicians in their pockets and the rest of us, who want our representatives free from their control.  

 No. But there is a serious problem of terrorism through out the world. The administration calls it a “war on terror” to give themselves  war powers, including impingement on our civil rights by the uncontrolled interception of our communications. They are now calling the fighting in Iraq part of the “war on terror“. It was a preemptive, needless and immoral invasion and now occupation. It has made terrorism worse. Any thing that abuses the Muslims or others, or when the U. S. bullies or treats any country unfairly, it increases the risk of terror. Al Qaeda was not in Iraq before the invasion, but it is one of their principle sites of operation now. Money for the prevention of terror should be spent wisely and should not be allocated as earmarks (pork). What is probability that there will be a terrorist attacking in Montana?

Sincerely, 
Albert A. Gabel
Professor  Emeritus
Ohio State University 

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