AUSTIN, Texas -- The administration is now in The Full Ostrich
on Iraq: Dick Cheney put on a fabulous performance last Sunday on "Meet the
Press," in which he insisted everything in Iraq is trickety-boo, right as
rain and cheery bye. I haven't heard anyone lie with such gravitas since
Henry Kissinger was in office.
But for the complete black-is-white, up-is-down, peace-is-war
mode, you have to check out this administration on the environment. I am
fascinated by its rank chutzpah. The latest brass-balls moxie episode was
President Bush's Monday visit to the Detroit Edison power plant in Monroe,
Mich., which he actually touted as a "living example" of why his dandy Clear
Skies (gag me) initiative is so good for us all. "You're good stewards of
the quality of the air," Bush told the plant's pleased workers.
The Monroe plant is one of the worst polluters in the country:
In 2001, it sent 102,700 tons of sulfur dioxide, the leading cause of acid
rain, into the atmosphere, along with 45,900 tons of nitrogen oxide, 810
pounds of mercury and 17.6 million tons of carbon dioxide. A study done in