Yes, Officer, I am under the influence.
Of the following:
Two cups, Bigelow's peppermint tea, probably four full teaspoons white sugar.
Two fat Stauf's porcelain cups, moka java coffee, ten packets (at least) brown raw sugar.
One 12-oz.can Mountain Dew.
Two king-size Reese's Cups.
Madonna's 1989 hit, 'Express Yourself" which she performed at the Women's March last Saturday.
Becalmed, I am ready to start my column.
Having finished consuming caffeine, chocolate and sugar only a few minutes ago, Express Yourself has been mentally greeting me every morning since last Saturday. And why not? It's a really good, maybe even great '80s Madonna pop song, catchy as a cold on a rainy day and way more enjoyable. The chorus flows, the messages are good. Hey, I was an '80s feminist once upon a time!
Baby
B-b-b-baby
Do you believe in love?
Come on, girls!
I've got something to sing about
and it goes something like this...