In a perfect world, $50 million would be spent showing Ohioans the following political ad on TV:
Announcer: "This is the Ohio Newscast featuring Lenny Smith and Lara Lewandowski." (Ken and Barbie lookalikes)
Lenny: "Ohio's runaway governor is running the Buckeye State into an even bigger ditch."
(Picture of a disgruntled-looking Gov. John Kasich superimposed in background.)
Lara: "That's right, Lenny. A few months ago Kasich said Ohio was running a $400 million deficit. Now it's ballooned to $800 million. Kasich is driving Ohio into a $1 billion debt hole."
Lenny: "In other words, Kasich's so-called Ohio Miracle has become a Buckeye Catastrophe."
Lara: "Isn't Kasich the guy who cut taxes for rich Ohio business owners and cut the hell out of Ohio public schools, cities and counties."
Lenny: "This guy's bad plans are bankrupting the state and hurting its people. What is Kasich doing running around the country campaigning for president and promoting his new book while our home state goes to hell in a hand basket?"