COOKEVILLE, Tenn. -- In Pensacola, Fla., a crowd of pink,
plastic flamingos on the lawn means someone is having a birthday. The
flamingos are usually for a major, zero-ending birthday, so on the day you
turn, say, 50, you walk out of the house, and there are 50 pink flamingos to
greet you. I report this to prove that travel is culturally broadening.
Also on the Redneck Riviera, an annual sporting event I trust
will soon attract national television coverage: the Mullet Toss. Kenny
Stabler, formerly with the Oakland Raiders, throws out the first mullet in
the yearly fish fling, and then, less famous mullet chuckers compete.
Near as I can tell from a quick visit, the major problem along
the Florida Panhandle is rapid development. Same old same old, except that
both the old-timers and the newcomers have a strong interest in preserving
the natural beauty of the place. By now, everyone knows what happens if you
don't control growth. The phenomenon known as "strip commercial" appears --
endless stretches of tacky, plastic, franchise food joints.
Maybe this conflict should be covered by sports reporters: the