At the Ohio Statehouse, Gov. Bob (Serial
Murderer) Taft gathered his people in a Nazi Germany-style rally to promote
fascism and world dominance by the U.S. While young Columbus, Ohio children
sang "God Bless America," a "Shock and Revulsion" campaign of bombing
Baghdad, inspired by the Hitler's Blitzkrieg, killed innocent Iraqi
children. While mindless nationalists spouted "Support our Troops" they
failed to add "in this unholy, illegal, immoral war in which they may be
killed." While they gathered together items for "care packages" for the
military, George W., Cheney, Rumsfeld, Tommy Franks and the others in the
U.S. military junta clapped their hands together in glee -- for if the U.S.
citizens will take it upon themselves to support the troops and send them
supplies, the government can lower the soldiers' wages even more and
benefits even further, allowing the military to spend more money violating
international law and experimenting with new toys by starting more
preventative attacks around the world.
"This war has been a great success so
far," the Resident Evil One was quoted as saying, while Cheney signed on the