AUSTIN, Texas -- Did you hear the Bush administration finally
found a connection between Iraq and Al Qaeda? They both have the letter Q.
The evil, evil Q. (Not original with me, making the rounds.)
Some days, I'd just as soon whack myself in the head with the
newspaper as read it. Remember the time the stock market tanked, lost $6.65
trillion, 38 percent of its total value? That would be the last two years.
Silly us, we thought the Bushies were actually going to do
something -- not much, but something -- about why it happened. Congress
stepped nobly to the plate in the summer of aught-two -- as Enron, WorldCom,
Tyco, etc. came crashing down around us -- and passed a Reform Bill. Yes,
they did. Not a dissenting vote against it, even in the Republican House.
President Bush fought it right up to the final week, then turned
around and not only signed it, but claimed credit for it. So we were all off
on the rosy road to reform, led by none other than Harvey Pitt, Bush's man
at the Securities and Exchange Commission, who spent his entire career as a